Lawyer Socks
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Law books, court columns, and judges gavels run up the calf in a repeating pattern. Kick your shoes off under the desk, and the sole prints the line TRUST ME, I AM A LAWYER across the bottom of both feet. Each package includes two pairs packed together in a printed gift box.
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Legal print details
The fabric features court buildings, law books, gavels, and justice scales. White lettering on the bottom reads TRUST ME, I AM A LAWYER, staying hidden inside your dress shoes until you put your feet up on the desk.
Two pairs per box
Each order arrives in a printed gift box holding two identical pairs of socks. It works well as a small graduation package for law students, a bar exam pass gift, or a desk extra for a practicing attorney.
Shoe and sock sizing
These socks fit men with shoe sizes 7 to 13 and sock sizes 8 to 14. The elastic top band keeps the crew height steady over the calf without slipping down into your shoes during long court sessions.
Cotton blend feel
A soft cotton blend gives the fabric enough stretch to pull smoothly over the heel and ankle. The knit breathes during long days at the office while remaining comfortable under leather oxfords.
Specification as the manufacturer wrote it, wording and all:
- LAWYER SOCKS: Lawyer socks feature scales of justice, a judge's hammer, law books, court buildings, and more. Additionally, the words "TRUST ME, I'M A LAWYER" are featured on the sole of the socks.
- INCLUSIVE SIZING: Encompasses a wide range, fitting most men's shoe sizes 7-13 and sock sizes 8-14. Each exclusive gift box contains 2 pairs of funny socks.
- SUMPTUOUS COMFORT: Indulge in our cotton blend's superior softness, stretching to fit most calves.
- LAWYER GIFTS: Lawyer socks could be the perfect gifts for law school students, law school graduates, future lawyers, and legal graduates.
- GIFTS FOR JUDGES: These attorney socks make great gifts for attorneys, law and order enthusiasts, social justice advocates, and law school students.
Sizing
Match the shoe size, not the sock size
Novelty socks from this label are sold by the shoe size they fit, and the range on the listing is wide. If the wearer sits at the top of the range, the cuff will be shorter on them than in the photo.
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