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Mountain Gifts for Women Men Socks

Sports & Outdoors

Mountain Gifts for Women Men Socks

4.6 (114)

A black crew sock hides a complete alpine view beneath your pant cuff. Pine trees line the lower ankle, leading up toward snowcapped ridges and blue sky. Along the bottom, the knit lettering spells out ID RATHER BE IN THE MOUNTAINS for anyone sitting around camp or kicking back indoors.

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Price$9.99
Rating4.6 out of 5 from 114 buyers
AvailabilityIn stock at the retailer
Full listing nameZmart Mountain Gifts for Women Men - Mountaineering Gifts for Camping Hiking Lovers, Mountain Socks

Reading the listing

What to check before you buy this pair

Peak and forest knit

Pine silhouettes, blue sky, and white mountain peaks run across the leg and instep. Knitted directly into the dark background, the text ID RATHER BE IN THE MOUNTAINS sits along the bottom where it shows when your boots come off.

Cotton blend stretch

The fabric uses an 80 percent cotton base for breathability against the skin. Added into the weave are 15 percent nylon for structure and 5 percent spandex to keep the crew cuff from sliding down during daily wear.

Fit and shoe numbers

Sized to fit men who wear shoe sizes 6 through 13 and women with shoe size 7 and up. The knit stretches across the heel and arch without bunching up inside trail shoes or casual sneakers.

Single pair box

Each pair packs flat inside its own decorated cardboard gift box. Good for stashing into a daypack, handing to a trail buddy, or wrapping for someone who spends their spare weekends looking for climbing routes.

Specification as the manufacturer wrote it, wording and all:

  • ID RATHER BE SOCKS: These black socks feature the intriguing text "I'D RATHER BE IN THE MOUNTAINS," accompanied by a forest tree pattern that stretches out. Beyond the trees lie majestic snow-capped peaks and azure skies, all on these stylish socks.
  • UNIVERSAL SIZE: Our mountain socks tailored for men's 6-13 and women's 7+ shoe sizes, presented in single-pair gift boxes.
  • EXQUISITE COMFORT: Appreciate the delicate touch of our socks, blended with 80% cotton for a soft feel, 15% nylon for endurance, and 5% spandex for a seamless stretch.
  • MOUNTAIN LOVER GIFTS: You can give these funny gifts to your family, colleagues, boss, friends, coworkers, or any climbing lover.
  • OUTDOORSY GIFTS: These adventure gifts can be great for Camping Season, Hiking Day, Mountain Climbing Day, Family Outdoor Parties, Mother's Day, Father's Day, Thanksgiving, Christmas, Birthdays, etc.

Sizing

Match the shoe size, not the sock size

Novelty socks from this label are sold by the shoe size they fit, and the range on the listing is wide. If the wearer sits at the top of the range, the cuff will be shorter on them than in the photo.

How the sizes work

1Find the shoe rangeEvery product page repeats the range from the label, usually men US 6 to 13 or women US 5 to 10. If the recipient is outside it, the sock will still go on and it will sit lower than the photo.
2Check the heightCrew hits mid calf. Knee-high and thigh-high pairs list a leg length in inches, and that number matters more than the shoe size for anyone tall.
3Look at the stretch contentSpandex and elastane sit between three and fifteen percent in this range. The higher end takes a wider calf. The cotton-heavy pairs stretch less and hold shape longer.