Sailing Gifts Socks
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Anchors, sailboats, and swim rings cover these black knit socks from the ankle up. The bottom hides the real message until your feet are kicked up on deck or on the sofa. Designed for boat owners, sailors, and anyone stuck ashore when the water looks good.
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Soles that speak
The split message reads I'D RATHER BE SAILING across the bottoms of the feet. White block letters stand out against the black cotton knit whenever shoes come off.
Nautical icon print
Small white sailboats, gray anchors, and life preservers repeat across the main body of the sock. The pattern stays visible above boat shoes, sneakers, or slip-ons.
Cotton blend yarn
The knit contains 80 percent cotton for softness around the foot, with 15 percent polyamide added for structure and 5 percent elastane to keep the calf band in place all day.
Fit and packaging
Sized for men sock sizes 8 to 14, which corresponds to men shoe sizes 7 to 13. Each pair comes folded inside its own individual printed gift box.
Specification as the manufacturer wrote it, wording and all:
- SAILING GIFTS - The black boating socks feature images of boats, anchors and Swimming ring, along with the words "I'D RATHER BE SAILING" on the soles
- SIZE & PACKAGE - Suitable for most, from men's shoe sizes 7-13 and sock sizes 8-14. Each pair is beautifully packaged in a box, making it a gift choice. These socks make gifts for boaters and boat owners
- QUALITY MATERIAL - Step into a world of comfort with our socks. Composed of 80% cotton for softness, 15% polyamide for durability, and 5% elastane for comfortable stretch
- NAUTICAL GIFTS - Boating socks could be a boat gift for men, men, couples, sailors, boaters, boat owners, nautical enthusiasts, and boat captains. These sailing socks are funny and unique gifts for sailing, boating, and boat captains
- GIFTS FOR MEN - These novelty socks make gifts for your brother, uncle, grandpa, boyfriend, or husband on Christmas and Birthdays. These novelty socks are also gifts for dad on Father's Day
Sizing
Match the shoe size, not the sock size
Novelty socks from this label are sold by the shoe size they fit, and the range on the listing is wide. If the wearer sits at the top of the range, the cuff will be shorter on them than in the photo.
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