Science Gifts for Men Socks
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Atomic models and lab gear run down the leg of this crew pair. Kick your shoes off and the hidden sole message reads NEVER TRUST AN ATOM, THEY MAKE UP EVERYTHING. It suits chemistry professors, engineers, and students who spend long hours at the lab bench.
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Underfoot science joke
The top shows beakers and atomic symbols, but the real punchline sits underneath. White knit lettering across the soles reads NEVER TRUST AN ATOM, THEY MAKE UP EVERYTHING, visible whenever you put your feet up on the desk.
Cotton rich knit
Knit from 80 percent cotton, 15 percent polyamide, and 5 percent elastane. The fabric stays breathable through long lectures, with enough stretch to pull over the heel cleanly and keep its shape after regular machine washing.
Men shoe sizing
Sized to fit men shoe sizes 7 to 13, which corresponds to sock sizes 8 to 14. The ribbed cuff sits mid-calf and stays in place inside dress shoes, work boots, or casual sneakers without sliding down.
Single pair gift box
Each order includes one pair packed inside a printed gift box. It makes a tidy handout for Teacher Appreciation Week, White Elephant exchanges, or graduation days for physics and biochemistry majors.
Specification as the manufacturer wrote it, wording and all:
- SCIENCE GIFTS - These men's science socks feature laboratory equipment and atomic model patterns. The bottom of these funny socks is sewn with a humorous hidden message: "NEVER TRUST AN ATOM, THEY MAKE UP EVERYTHING"
- SCIENCE LOVER GIFTS - These funny science teacher socks make a fun gift for scientists, science teachers, science nerds, science geeks, chemistry teachers, physics teachers, biochemists, and engineers
- SIZE & PACKAGE - One size fits most men's US shoe sizes 7-13 and sock sizes 8-14. Each gift box includes one pair of novelty socks
- QUALITY MATERIAL - Our novelty school socks are made of 80% cotton, 15% polyamide and 5% elastane to ensure they are soft, comfortable, stretchy and breathable. They won't fade and are machine washable
- CHEMISTRY GIFTS - These novelty socks make a thoughtful gift for science enthusiasts, teachers, professors, and lab techs. Great for Christmas, Teacher Appreciation Week, birthdays, Thanksgiving, or White Elephant exchanges
Sizing
Match the shoe size, not the sock size
Novelty socks from this label are sold by the shoe size they fit, and the range on the listing is wide. If the wearer sits at the top of the range, the cuff will be shorter on them than in the photo.
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