Unique Chainsaw Socks

4.6 (61)

Chainsaws cover the grey leg, but the real joke stays hidden until feet go up on the footrest. The sole reads I DONT SNORE, I DREAM IM A CHAINSAW in bold lettering. Good for carpenters, woodworkers, or anyone whose nighttime breathing rattles the headboard.

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SectionSayings & Slogans

Price$8.49

Rating4.6 out of 5 from 61 buyers

AvailabilityIn stock at the retailer

Full listing nameUnique Chainsaw Socks - Chainsaw Gifts Men Women, Fathers Day Socks for Him

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Sole message and print

Chainsaws pattern the grey knit from ankle to cuff. Turn your feet up to show the punchline printed across both soles, explaining away heavy snoring as heavy machinery.

Cotton blend yarn

The knit uses 80 percent cotton for everyday softness, mixed with 15 percent nylon for structure and 5 percent spandex to keep the crew height from slipping down into work boots.

Shoe size range

These socks fit mens shoe sizes 6 to 13 and womens shoe sizes 7 and up. The ribbed cuff stretches over the calf and stays in place through the day.

Ready in a gift box

Each pair arrives packed in a printed gift box, ready to hand over for Fathers Day, birthdays, or office exchanges. Suited for construction workers, engineers, and loud sleepers.

Specification as the manufacturer wrote it, wording and all:

GIFTS FOR MEN AND WOMEN: Our grey socks feature various chainsaw images on the top, with a hidden message that says, "I DON'T SNORE, I DREAM I'M A CHAINSAW" on the bottom.
ADAPTABLE FIT: Each gift box reveals a pair of chainsaw socks designed to comfortably fit men's shoe sizes 6-13 and women's 7 and above.
EXQUISITE COMFORT: Immerse yourself in the tender feel of our socks, created with 80% cotton for a soft texture, 15% nylon for lasting quality, and 5% spandex for a perfect fit.
CHAINSAW GIFTS: A hilarious gift for any occasion. Our chainsaw socks are perfect for the carpenters, electricians, construction workers, engineers, and woodworkers in your life.
GREAT GIFT IDEAS: The perfect gift for dad, grandpa, grandma, family, friends, and coworkers for Christmas, birthdays, Father's Day, Mother's Day, Valentine's Day, and more.

Sizing

Match the shoe size, not the sock size

Novelty socks from this label are sold by the shoe size they fit, and the range on the listing is wide. If the wearer sits at the top of the range, the cuff will be shorter on them than in the photo.

How the sizes work

1Find the shoe rangeEvery product page repeats the range from the label, usually men US 6 to 13 or women US 5 to 10. If the recipient is outside it, the sock will still go on and it will sit lower than the photo.

2Check the heightCrew hits mid calf. Knee-high and thigh-high pairs list a leg length in inches, and that number matters more than the shoe size for anyone tall.

3Look at the stretch contentSpandex and elastane sit between three and fifteen percent in this range. The higher end takes a wider calf. The cotton-heavy pairs stretch less and hold shape longer.

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