Unique Chainsaw Socks
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Chainsaws cover the grey leg, but the real joke stays hidden until feet go up on the footrest. The sole reads I DONT SNORE, I DREAM IM A CHAINSAW in bold lettering. Good for carpenters, woodworkers, or anyone whose nighttime breathing rattles the headboard.
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Sole message and print
Chainsaws pattern the grey knit from ankle to cuff. Turn your feet up to show the punchline printed across both soles, explaining away heavy snoring as heavy machinery.
Cotton blend yarn
The knit uses 80 percent cotton for everyday softness, mixed with 15 percent nylon for structure and 5 percent spandex to keep the crew height from slipping down into work boots.
Shoe size range
These socks fit mens shoe sizes 6 to 13 and womens shoe sizes 7 and up. The ribbed cuff stretches over the calf and stays in place through the day.
Ready in a gift box
Each pair arrives packed in a printed gift box, ready to hand over for Fathers Day, birthdays, or office exchanges. Suited for construction workers, engineers, and loud sleepers.
Specification as the manufacturer wrote it, wording and all:
- GIFTS FOR MEN AND WOMEN: Our grey socks feature various chainsaw images on the top, with a hidden message that says, "I DON'T SNORE, I DREAM I'M A CHAINSAW" on the bottom.
- ADAPTABLE FIT: Each gift box reveals a pair of chainsaw socks designed to comfortably fit men's shoe sizes 6-13 and women's 7 and above.
- EXQUISITE COMFORT: Immerse yourself in the tender feel of our socks, created with 80% cotton for a soft texture, 15% nylon for lasting quality, and 5% spandex for a perfect fit.
- CHAINSAW GIFTS: A hilarious gift for any occasion. Our chainsaw socks are perfect for the carpenters, electricians, construction workers, engineers, and woodworkers in your life.
- GREAT GIFT IDEAS: The perfect gift for dad, grandpa, grandma, family, friends, and coworkers for Christmas, birthdays, Father's Day, Mother's Day, Valentine's Day, and more.
Sizing
Match the shoe size, not the sock size
Novelty socks from this label are sold by the shoe size they fit, and the range on the listing is wide. If the wearer sits at the top of the range, the cuff will be shorter on them than in the photo.
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