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Duck Socks for Women Men

Animals & Wildlife

Duck Socks for Women Men

4.8 (26)

A scatter of small embroidered ducks covers the leg of this pair. The real message sits underneath. Lift your feet onto the coffee table and the sole reads SHUT THE DUCK UP in clear knit lettering. It works as a lighthearted gag for poultry owners, birders, or anyone tired of chatter.

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Price$5.99
Rating4.8 out of 5 from 26 buyers
AvailabilityIn stock at the retailer
Full listing nameZmart Duck Socks for Women Men - Funny Novelty Gag Weird Silly Duck Gifts for Teens Animal Lovers

Reading the listing

What to check before you buy this pair

Hidden sole message

The bottom of each foot carries knitted lettering that spells out SHUT THE DUCK UP. The joke stays hidden inside shoes during the day and shows only when feet go up on a stool or couch.

Cotton rich knit

Made from an 80 percent cotton, 15 percent polyamide, and 5 percent elastane blend. The knit provides breathability for daily wear and enough stretch to pull smoothly over the heel without bunching around the toes.

Shoe size range

This unisex cut fits men wearing US shoe sizes 6 to 13 and women wearing US size 7 and up. The elastic ribbed cuff holds the crew height securely in place on the calf throughout the day.

Ready in a gift box

Each pair arrives packed in its own printed gift box. It fits neatly into holiday stockings or works as a quick wrap for birthdays, office swaps, and family gatherings.

Specification as the manufacturer wrote it, wording and all:

  • FUNNY DUCK SOCKS FOR MEN: These funny socks feature embroidered ducks in various forms, with the funny saying "SHUT THE DUCK UP!" knitted on the bottom of the socks. We take delight in creating unique and novel designs that spread joy.
  • SIZE & PACKAGE: Our unisex design fits most men's US size 6-13 feet and most women's US size 7 and up. Each exclusive gift box contains one pair of funny socks.
  • QUALITY MATERIAL: Our novelty socks are made of 80% cotton, 15% polyamide and 5% elastane to ensure they are soft, comfortable, stretchy and breathable.
  • FUN DUCK LOVER GIFTS FOR: ​A playful gift for coworkers, friends, or family. Great for Mother's Day, Father's Day, birthdays, or as a Christmas stocking stuffer for teens who enjoy these whimsical duck designs.

Sizing

Match the shoe size, not the sock size

Novelty socks from this label are sold by the shoe size they fit, and the range on the listing is wide. If the wearer sits at the top of the range, the cuff will be shorter on them than in the photo.

How the sizes work

1Find the shoe rangeEvery product page repeats the range from the label, usually men US 6 to 13 or women US 5 to 10. If the recipient is outside it, the sock will still go on and it will sit lower than the photo.
2Check the heightCrew hits mid calf. Knee-high and thigh-high pairs list a leg length in inches, and that number matters more than the shoe size for anyone tall.
3Look at the stretch contentSpandex and elastane sit between three and fifteen percent in this range. The higher end takes a wider calf. The cotton-heavy pairs stretch less and hold shape longer.