Funny Dog Gifts for Women Socks
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Black fabric sets off small portraits of pugs, bulldogs, labs, and golden retrievers mixed with tiny paw prints. Slip off your shoes, sit back, and the non-slip lettering along the bottom makes your excuses for you. A simple gag for pet owners who end up trapped under a sleeping pup.
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Message on the sole
Gripper letters along the foot read I CANT GET UP RIGHT NOW THE DOG IS ON MY LAP. The rubbery print provides light traction on hardwood and tile floors when you pad around the house.
Breeds across the leg
The knit pattern includes golden retrievers, labs, bulldogs, and pugs surrounded by white paw tracks. The repeat design circles the lower calf and stays visible above low-top sneakers or indoor slippers.
Cotton blend yarn
The fabric uses 80 percent cotton mixed with 15 percent polyamide and 5 percent elastane. That combination keeps the knit breathable over long afternoons on the sofa, with enough stretch to stay put without binding at the band.
Shoe and sock sizes
These crew socks cover women sock sizes 8 to 13, which corresponds to typical shoe sizes 6 to 12. The elastic knit stretches to settle smoothly along narrow, medium, or slightly wider feet without bunching in the toe.
Specification as the manufacturer wrote it, wording and all:
- DOG SOCKS - Our funny socks in black feature cute Pugs, Bulldogs, Golden Retrievers, Labradors, dog paws and grippers on the bottom with funny sayings "I CAN'T GET UP RIGHT NOW THE DOG IS ON MY LAP"
- DOG GIFTS - Our novelty socks are gifts for dog moms, dog grandmas, dog lovers, dog owners, dog groomers, trainers and walkers! They make funny gifts for women on special occasions like Birthdays, Mother's Day, Valentine's Day and Christmas
- STRETCHY SIZE - One size fits most. Our women's crazy socks are designed to fit shoe sizes 6-12 and sock sizes 8-13
- COMFORTABLE & SOFT MATERIAL - Our socks are made of 80% cotton, 15% polyamide and 5% elastane, which are cushion-soft, breathable fabric with just-right stretch
- GIFT IDEA - These dog socks make a fun gift for moms, mothers, wives, daughters, sisters, and women
Sizing
Match the shoe size, not the sock size
Novelty socks from this label are sold by the shoe size they fit, and the range on the listing is wide. If the wearer sits at the top of the range, the cuff will be shorter on them than in the photo.
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