Funny Dog Mom Gifts Novelty Dog Lover Socks for Women
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A sleeping dog on your knees is an ironclad excuse to stay on the couch. These white socks lay that rule out across the soles in black non-slip grip lettering. The top stays breathable while the padded base softens hardwood floors.
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Lap excuse on the bottom
Non-slip rubber text on the soles spells out I CANT GET UP RIGHT NOW THE DOG IS ON MY LAP. Little paw prints dot the sides and ankles in simple black and white.
Shoe and sock size range
These fit womens shoe sizes 6 to 12, which corresponds to standard sock sizes 8 to 13. The knit stretches over wide feet and ankles without tight pressure rings around the calf.
Lighter top with padded sole
The upper half is knit thinner to let heat out during long indoor sits. Extra terry padding lines the footbed, helping cushion tired heels, arches, and mildly swollen feet on bare floors.
Built for pet people
These suit dog walkers, groomers, shelter volunteers, and owners who lose couch space every evening. An easy small present for Mother Day, a winter holiday, or a pet adoption day.
Specification as the manufacturer wrote it, wording and all:
- DOG SOCKS: Our funny socks in white feature cute dog paws and grippers on the bottom with funny sayings "I CAN'T GET UP RIGHT NOW. THE DOG IS ON MY LAP".
- DOG GIFTS: Our novelty socks are perfect gifts for dog moms, dog grandmas, dog lovers, dog owners, dog groomers, trainers and walkers! They make funny gifts for women on special occasions like birthdays, Mother's Day, Valentine's Day and Christmas.
- STRETCHY SIZE: One size fits most. Our women's crazy socks are designed to fit shoe sizes 6-12 and sock sizes 8-13.
- CUSHIONED SOLE: Our funny saying socks are designed with a thinner top for breathability and a cushioned sole for added comfort. Our socks also provide a little extra cushion and comfort for swollen feet.
Sizing
Match the shoe size, not the sock size
Novelty socks from this label are sold by the shoe size they fit, and the range on the listing is wide. If the wearer sits at the top of the range, the cuff will be shorter on them than in the photo.
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