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Funny Dog Dad Socks

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Funny Dog Dad Socks

4.7 (141)

Grey background, assorted dog breeds on the calf, and a hidden message under the feet. The print features pugs, bulldogs, golden retrievers, dachshunds, and small bone accents. When feet go up on the coffee table, the soles spell out I WOULD RATHER BE WITH MY DOG in clear lettering.

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Price$7.99
Rating4.7 out of 5 from 141 buyers
AvailabilityIn stock at the retailer
Full listing nameZmart Funny Dog Dad Socks - Dog Lover Gifts for Men, Gifts for Pet Owners

Reading the listing

What to check before you buy this pair

Breeds and sole saying

The knit pattern features pugs, bulldogs, golden retrievers, dachshunds, paws, and dog bones across a grey body. Underneath, the sole reads I WOULD RATHER BE WITH MY DOG for anyone walking past while you rest on the couch.

Cotton rich knit blend

Knit from 80 percent cotton, 15 percent polyamide, and 5 percent elastane. The yarn combination stretches around the calf and stays breathable inside work boots or casual sneakers during long afternoon walks with the dog.

Shoe and sock sizing

Sized to fit men shoe sizes 7 to 13 and sock sizes 8 to 14. The ribbed cuff holds its position below the knee without sliding down over your ankles throughout the day.

Ready in a gift box

Each single pair arrives packed in a printed gift box. It fits neatly into a drawer or works as a small wrapped present for dog dads, trainers, and rescue volunteers.

Specification as the manufacturer wrote it, wording and all:

  • DOG SOCKS: Our funny socks in grey feature cute Pugs, Bulldogs, Golden Retrievers, Dachshunds, bones, dog paws and funny sayings "I'D RATHER BE WITH MY DOG".
  • DOG GIFTS FOR DOG LOVERS: These socks are perfect gifts for dog lovers, owners, parents, trainers, dog dads, dog grandpas for occasions such as birthdays, Father's Day, Valentine's Day, Christmas, and more.
  • SIZE & PACKAGE: One size fits most. Our men's crazy socks are designed to fit shoe sizes 7-13 and sock sizes 8-14. Each exclusive gift box contains one pair of funny socks.
  • COMFORTABLE & SOFT MATERIAL: Our socks are made of 80% Cotton, 15% Polyamide and 5% Elastane, which are soft, comfortable, stretchy and breathable.

Sizing

Match the shoe size, not the sock size

Novelty socks from this label are sold by the shoe size they fit, and the range on the listing is wide. If the wearer sits at the top of the range, the cuff will be shorter on them than in the photo.

How the sizes work

1Find the shoe rangeEvery product page repeats the range from the label, usually men US 6 to 13 or women US 5 to 10. If the recipient is outside it, the sock will still go on and it will sit lower than the photo.
2Check the heightCrew hits mid calf. Knee-high and thigh-high pairs list a leg length in inches, and that number matters more than the shoe size for anyone tall.
3Look at the stretch contentSpandex and elastane sit between three and fifteen percent in this range. The higher end takes a wider calf. The cotton-heavy pairs stretch less and hold shape longer.