Funny Dog Socks for Women
4.9 (36)
A pink background sets off small portraits of pugs, bulldogs, golden retrievers, labradors, and scattered paw prints along the leg. The real punchline sits underneath. Silicone grippers spell out I CANT GET UP RIGHT NOW THE DOG IS ON MY LAP across both soles for quiet couch duty.
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Lap excuse on the soles
Gripper lettering on the bottom reads I CANT GET UP RIGHT NOW THE DOG IS ON MY LAP. The rubberized print adds light traction on hardwood and tile while sending an unmistakable message to anyone asking for favors.
Multiple breeds on pink knit
Illustrations of pugs, bulldogs, labs, and golden retrievers wrap the leg alongside tiny paw prints. The bright pink body stands out over sneakers or peeks through cropped lounge pants.
Cotton blend with stretch
Knitted from 80 percent cotton, 15 percent polyamide, and 5 percent elastane. The fabric stays breathable through long afternoons on the sofa and stretches comfortably across the instep without bunching inside casual shoes.
Women size range
Sized to cover womens shoe sizes 6 to 12, matching standard sock sizes 8 to 13. The ribbed top band holds its position on the calf without digging into skin.
Specification as the manufacturer wrote it, wording and all:
- DOG SOCKS - Our funny socks in pink feature cute Pugs, Bulldogs, Golden Retrievers, Labradors, dog paws and grippers on the bottom with funny sayings "I CAN'T GET UP RIGHT NOW THE DOG IS ON MY LAP"
- DOG MOM GIFTS - Our funny socks for women are gifts for dog moms, dog grandmas, dog lovers, dog owners, and dog groomers. They also make gifts for women who love dogs
- QUALITY MATERIAL - Made with 80% cotton, 15% polyamide and 5% elastane, these novelty socks are soft, stretchy, breathable, and comfortable for daily wear
- STRETCHY SIZE - One size fits most. Our stocking stuffers are designed to fit shoe sizes 6-12 and sock sizes 8-13
- GIFT IDEA - These dog socks make a fun gift for moms, mothers, wives, daughters, sisters, and women
Sizing
Match the shoe size, not the sock size
Novelty socks from this label are sold by the shoe size they fit, and the range on the listing is wide. If the wearer sits at the top of the range, the cuff will be shorter on them than in the photo.
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