Funny Goose Socks for Women Men
Turquoise knit gives the flock plenty of contrast from cuff to toe. Geese flap, waddle, and honk along the calf, while the hidden message stays tucked inside shoes until feet go up on the table. The sole reads SORRY, I CANT I HAVE PLANS WITH MY GOOSE in knitted block text.
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Geese on the calf
White farm birds wander across a solid turquoise background in several poses. When shoes come off, the soles show the excuse knitted right into the fabric: SORRY, I CANT I HAVE PLANS WITH MY GOOSE.
Cotton blend yarn
The knit uses 80 percent cotton mixed with 15 percent polyamide and 5 percent elastane. That gives the socks enough stretch to pull over the heel and keeps them breathable inside work boots or around the house.
Unisex foot sizing
One pair fits mens shoe sizes 6 through 13 and womens shoe sizes 7 and up. The ribbed top band holds the crew height on the lower calf without binding tight against your skin.
Packaged in a box
Each pair comes packed inside an individual gift box ready for wrapping. Good for backyard poultry keepers, homesteaders, 4-H members, or anyone who keeps a stubborn bird in the yard.
Specification as the manufacturer wrote it, wording and all:
- GOOSE SOCKS FOR MEN: Our turquoise farm animal socks are decorated with white geese in various poses. The soles of our socks are knitted with a funny saying, "SORRY, I CAN'T I HAVE PLANS WITH MY GOOSE".
- SIZE & PACKAGE: Our unisex design fits most men's US size 6-13 feet and most women's US size 7 and up. Each exclusive gift box contains one pair of funny socks.
- QUALITY MATERIAL: Our novelty socks are made of 80% cotton, 15% polyamide and 5% elastane to ensure they are soft, comfortable, stretchy and breathable.
- SILLY GOOSE GIFTS: These goose socks make the perfect gift for goose owners or farmers, such as your mom, dad, grandmother, or grandfather on Mother's Day, Father's Day, or Easter. They can also be gifted to teenagers as a fun and sassy Christmas stocking stuffer.
- SILLY GIFTS FOR WOMEN: These funny gag gifts are the perfect choice to spice up a dull life. Your friends are eagerly waiting to enjoy these silly socks with you!
Sizing
Match the shoe size, not the sock size
Novelty socks from this label are sold by the shoe size they fit, and the range on the listing is wide. If the wearer sits at the top of the range, the cuff will be shorter on them than in the photo.
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