
Funny Knee High Socks for Women
Knee-high coverage pairs with wordplay across two distinct patterns. One style features smiling, dancing pickles below the top band saying I AM KIND OF A BIG DILL. The other shows roaming chicks and a hen beside the phrase GUESS WHAT knitted into a black backdrop.
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Knitted jokes and art
Choose between green pickles dancing under the words I AM KIND OF A BIG DILL or a black farmyard pattern with chicks, a hen, and the question GUESS WHAT knitted down the calf.
Cotton rich knit
A blend of 80 percent cotton, 15 percent nylon, and 5 percent spandex provides soft everyday wear with enough stretch to stay up over the calf.
Women sizing specs
Sized to fit women shoe sizes 6 to 12, which corresponds to standard sock sizes 8 to 13. The tall cut pulls right up below the knee.
Ready to wrap box
Each pair ships inside its own standalone gift box, making it simple to hand over for birthdays, April Fools Day, or holiday stocking swaps.
Specification as the manufacturer wrote it, wording and all:
- PICKLE SOCKS: At the top of these stocking stuffers features a funny saying "I'm kind of a big dill", and smiling, dancing, or twinkling pickles.
- CHICKEN SOCKS FOR WOMEN: Our black farm animal socks feature free-roaming chicks and a hen, along with a funny saying, "GUESS WHAT?" knitted into the design.
- SIZE: One-size-fits-most socks, perfect for women's shoe sizes 6-12 and sock sizes 8-13. Each pair comes in a unique gift box.
- SUMPTUOUS SOFTNESS: Indulge in the ultimate comfort with our socks, featuring 80% cotton for softness, 15% nylon for longevity, and 5% spandex for elasticity.
- PUNNY GIFTS: These pun socks are funny gag gifts for Valentine's Day, April Fool's Day, Mother's Day, Christmas, Birthday, or Holiday.
Sizing
Match the shoe size, not the sock size
Novelty socks from this label are sold by the shoe size they fit, and the range on the listing is wide. If the wearer sits at the top of the range, the cuff will be shorter on them than in the photo.
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