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Rock Climbing Gifts Id Rather Be Socks Women Men

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Rock Climbing Gifts Id Rather Be Socks Women Men

4.6 (162)

Ropes, helmets, harnesses, and locking carabiners repeat across a black knit background. Kick your shoes off and the soles read I WOULD RATHER BE ROCK CLIMBING. Good for gym sessions, bouldering trips, or regular desk days when you would rather be on the wall.

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Price$5.99
Rating4.6 out of 5 from 162 buyers
AvailabilityIn stock at the retailer
Full listing nameZmart Rock Climbing Gifts - Id Rather Be Rock Climbing Socks Women Men

Reading the listing

What to check before you buy this pair

Print and hidden text

Gear patterns cover the leg while the bottoms spell out I WOULD RATHER BE ROCK CLIMBING in clear lettering. The message stays hidden inside your approach shoes until you take them off.

Cotton blend yarn

Knit from 80 percent cotton, 15 percent nylon, and 5 percent spandex. The high cotton share keeps the sock soft against the skin, while nylon adds strength and spandex provides stretch through the arch.

Sizing range

Sized to accommodate men shoe sizes 6 to 13 and women shoe sizes 7 and up. The ribbed top band holds the sock in place on your calf without sliding down during regular wear.

Packaged in a gift box

Each pair arrives packed inside its own individual gift box. Easy to hand to a climbing partner, coach, or route setter for a birthday, holiday, or after a long day at the crag.

Specification as the manufacturer wrote it, wording and all:

  • ROCK CLIMBING SOCKS - These black climber socks are suitable for rock climbing enthusiasts. They feature climbing gloves, safety belts, ropes, helmets, and locks, with a hidden message that says "I'D RATHER BE ROCK CLIMBING"
  • INCLUSIVE SIZE - Discover the blend of comfort and style with our climbing socks, accommodating men's 6-13 and women's 7+ sizes, each in a separate gift box
  • EXQUISITE COMFORT - Indulge in the softness of our socks, fashioned with 80% cotton for a tender feel, 15% nylon for resilience, and 5% spandex for an optimal stretch
  • GIFTS FOR ROCK CLIMBERS - Climbing socks make useful gifts for climbers, rock climbing enthusiasts, and anyone who loves to climb. Give your friends and family this climbing accessory for extra comfort on every climb
  • FUNNY ROCK CLIMBING GIFTS - Regardless of whether it's Valentine's Day, Christmas, Father's Day, Mother's Day, a Birthday, or any other holiday, these sports socks will always be appreciated

Sizing

Match the shoe size, not the sock size

Novelty socks from this label are sold by the shoe size they fit, and the range on the listing is wide. If the wearer sits at the top of the range, the cuff will be shorter on them than in the photo.

How the sizes work

1Find the shoe rangeEvery product page repeats the range from the label, usually men US 6 to 13 or women US 5 to 10. If the recipient is outside it, the sock will still go on and it will sit lower than the photo.
2Check the heightCrew hits mid calf. Knee-high and thigh-high pairs list a leg length in inches, and that number matters more than the shoe size for anyone tall.
3Look at the stretch contentSpandex and elastane sit between three and fifteen percent in this range. The higher end takes a wider calf. The cotton-heavy pairs stretch less and hold shape longer.