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Rubber Duck Gifts for Teens Funny Socks Stocking Stuffers for Mom

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Rubber Duck Gifts for Teens Funny Socks Stocking Stuffers for Mom

4.7 (54)

Rows of yellow bath toys float along the ankles of these pink crew socks. Kick your shoes off and the soles spell out I AM A DUCK, TRAPPED IN A HUMAN BODY. They suit backyard flock keepers, teen bath-lovers, and anyone who feels out of place on two legs.

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Price$5.99
Rating4.7 out of 5 from 54 buyers
AvailabilityIn stock at the retailer
Full listing nameZmart Rubber Duck Gifts for Teens - Funny Duck Socks Stocking Stuffers for Mom Dad Men Women

Reading the listing

What to check before you buy this pair

Message on the soles

The bottom of the feet spells out I AM A DUCK, TRAPPED IN A HUMAN BODY in bold block letters. The lettering stays hidden inside your shoes until you put your feet up on the coffee table.

Cotton blend knit

The fabric mixes 80 percent cotton with 15 percent polyamide and 5 percent elastane. That gives the crew enough stretch to pull over the heel while letting air pass through during daily wear.

Foot size range

Sized to fit unisex proportions, this pair matches most mens US shoe sizes 6 to 13 and womens US shoe sizes 7 and up. The ribbed cuff holds its position below the calf.

Ready in a gift box

Each single pair comes packed inside its own printed cardboard gift box. It tucks flat into a holiday stocking or slides easily into a birthday mailer for duck keepers and poultry fans.

Specification as the manufacturer wrote it, wording and all:

  • DUCK SOCKS: Our socks are knitted with rubber ducks swimming in all directions and feature the funny saying, "I'M A DUCK, TRAPPED IN A HUMAN BODY."
  • SIZE & PACKAGE: Our unisex design fits most men's US size 6-13 feet and most women's US size 7 and up. Each exclusive gift box contains one pair of funny socks.
  • QUALITY MATERIAL: Our novelty socks are made of 80% cotton, 15% polyamide and 5% elastane to ensure they are soft, comfortable, stretchy and breathable.
  • DUCK GIFTS FOR DUCK LOVERS: These pink duck socks make a perfect gift for duck owners or farmers, such as your mom or dad on Mother's Day or Father's Day. They can also be gifted to teenage girls or boys as a fun Christmas stocking stuffer.

Sizing

Match the shoe size, not the sock size

Novelty socks from this label are sold by the shoe size they fit, and the range on the listing is wide. If the wearer sits at the top of the range, the cuff will be shorter on them than in the photo.

How the sizes work

1Find the shoe rangeEvery product page repeats the range from the label, usually men US 6 to 13 or women US 5 to 10. If the recipient is outside it, the sock will still go on and it will sit lower than the photo.
2Check the heightCrew hits mid calf. Knee-high and thigh-high pairs list a leg length in inches, and that number matters more than the shoe size for anyone tall.
3Look at the stretch contentSpandex and elastane sit between three and fifteen percent in this range. The higher end takes a wider calf. The cotton-heavy pairs stretch less and hold shape longer.