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Turtle Socks for Women Men

Animals & Wildlife

Turtle Socks for Women Men

4.7 (91)

Green sea turtles swim past fronds of ocean weed on the leg and foot of this pair. Kick your shoes off to show the sole text: I AM A TURTLE TRAPPED IN A HUMAN BODY. It suits ocean fans, slow walkers, and anyone who belongs in the water.

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SectionAnimals & Wildlife
Price$7.99
Rating4.7 out of 5 from 91 buyers
AvailabilityIn stock at the retailer
Full listing nameZmart Turtle Socks for Women Men - Funny Sea Turtle Gifts Ocean Gifts for Teens

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What to check before you buy this pair

Underfoot confession

The sole reads I AM A TURTLE TRAPPED IN A HUMAN BODY in clear lettering. It stays hidden inside your sneakers or work shoes until you sit back and put your feet on the coffee table.

Ocean plant pattern

Bright green sea turtles drift between stalks of underwater vegetation along the leg and upper foot. The marine print shows clearly above the collar of a standard low-cut shoe.

Cotton rich knit

The fabric uses 80 percent cotton mixed with 15 percent polyamide and 5 percent elastane. This knit gives you soft cotton against your skin with enough stretch to pull smoothly over the heel.

Unisex shoe sizes

The unisex cut fits men wearing US shoe sizes 6 to 13 and women wearing US size 7 and up. The ribbed top band holds the crew height on your calf without slipping down.

Specification as the manufacturer wrote it, wording and all:

  • TURTLE SOCKS: These socks feature vibrant prints of lively turtles and water plants, making them a stylish addition to any outfit. The socks have a funny saying "I AM A TURTLE TRAPPED IN A HUMAN BODY."
  • TURTLE GIFTS: Turtle gifts for turtle lovers. These novelty socks could be the best gifts for your family or friends who love turtles or animals.
  • SEA TURTLE GIFTS: Our unisex design fits most men's US size 6-13 feet and most women's US size 7 and up.
  • TURTLE GIFTS FOR TURTLE LOVERS: Our sea turtle socks are made of 80% cotton, 15% polyamide, and 5% elastane for maximum comfort all day.
  • TORTOISE GIFTS: These socks make the perfect gift for your loved ones on holidays such as Mother's Day, Father's Day, Anniversaries, Birthdays, Christmas, and more.

Sizing

Match the shoe size, not the sock size

Novelty socks from this label are sold by the shoe size they fit, and the range on the listing is wide. If the wearer sits at the top of the range, the cuff will be shorter on them than in the photo.

How the sizes work

1Find the shoe rangeEvery product page repeats the range from the label, usually men US 6 to 13 or women US 5 to 10. If the recipient is outside it, the sock will still go on and it will sit lower than the photo.
2Check the heightCrew hits mid calf. Knee-high and thigh-high pairs list a leg length in inches, and that number matters more than the shoe size for anyone tall.
3Look at the stretch contentSpandex and elastane sit between three and fifteen percent in this range. The higher end takes a wider calf. The cotton-heavy pairs stretch less and hold shape longer.

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