
Dog Lover Gifts for Women Socks
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Golden retrievers, bulldogs, and pugs run across a soft grey background on these mid-calf socks. Non-skid lettering on the bottom spells out the real reason nobody can leave the couch. They are made for cold hardwood floors, quiet mornings, and anyone pinned down under a sleeping hound.
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Message on the sole
Underneath, rubber text spells out I CANNOT GET UP RIGHT NOW, THE DOG IS ON MY LAP. The textured lettering doubles as a slip-resistant tread on wood, tile, and linoleum floors during lazy days at home.
Cotton blend yarn
Knit from 80 percent cotton, 15 percent polyamide, and 5 percent elastane. This light, breathable mix gives the knit enough elasticity to stay up around the calf without binding or bunching over the instep.
Sizing and foot fit
Sized for womens shoe sizes 6 to 12, which corresponds to a standard sock size 8 to 13. The fabric stretches across the toe box and instep to suit wide or narrow feet.
Ready for gifting
Each pair arrives flat inside a printed gift box that needs no wrapping paper. It is an easy option for dog walkers, shelter volunteers, groomers, and pet owners on birthdays or holidays.
Specification as the manufacturer wrote it, wording and all:
- FUNNY DOG SOCKS: The bottom features a hilarious hidden message in non-skid rubber: "I CAN'T GET UP RIGHT NOW, THE DOG IS ON MY LAP". These grippers provide safety on wood or tile floors, making them perfect for lounging at home with your furry friends.
- CUTE DOG MOM DESIGN: Show off your love for pups! The grey socks are adorned with adorable illustrations of Pugs, Bulldogs, Golden Retrievers. Whether you are a dog owner or a dog groomer, these novelty socks add a touch of fun to your daily outfit.
- SOFT & BREATHABLE: Crafted with 80% Premium Cotton, 15% Polyamide, and 5% Elastane. This high-quality blend ensures superior softness, durability, and breathability. They are stretchy enough to hug your feet comfortably all day long without sliding down.
- ONE SIZE FITS MOST: Designed to be a universal fit. Suitable for US Women's Shoe Sizes 6-12 (Sock Size 8-13). The generous stretch means they fit a wide range of foot shapes, making gift-giving risk-free and easy.
- GIFT READY PACKAGING: Comes in an exclusive gift box, so you don't need to wrap it yourself! The ultimate gift choice for Dog Moms, Wife, Grandma, or Sisters. Perfect for Birthdays, Mother's Day, Christmas, or as a "Just Because" gift to make her smile.
Sizing
Match the shoe size, not the sock size
Novelty socks from this label are sold by the shoe size they fit, and the range on the listing is wide. If the wearer sits at the top of the range, the cuff will be shorter on them than in the photo.
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