Funny Dog Mom Gifts Socks
4.5 (86)
Grey fabric sets off a scattered pattern of pugs, bulldogs, golden retrievers, labradors, and small paw prints. Non-slip grippers on the sole spell out a familiar excuse across both feet. It is a relaxed knit meant for cold floors and crowded couches.
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Printed sole message
Non-slip rubber text on the bottoms spells out I CANNOT GET UP RIGHT NOW THE DOG IS ON MY LAP. The message stays hidden inside shoes and appears when you put your feet up on the coffee table.
Shoe and sock sizing
Knit to fit women with sock sizes 8 to 13, which corresponds to standard US women shoe sizes 6 through 12. The elastane content helps the crew height stay up on the calf without bunching.
Cotton rich knit
Made from 80 percent cotton, 15 percent polyamide, and 5 percent elastane. This blend gives the fabric breathability for indoor wear along with enough stretch to pull smoothly over the heel and toes.
Individual gift packaging
Each pair comes packed inside its own printed gift box, ready to hand over directly. Good for dog trainers, groomers, pet sitters, or anyone who shares their favorite chair with a heavy hound.
Specification as the manufacturer wrote it, wording and all:
- DOG SOCKS: Our funny socks in grey feature cute Pugs, Bulldogs, Golden Retrievers, Labradors, dog paws and grippers on the bottom with funny sayings "I CAN'T GET UP RIGHT NOW THE DOG IS ON MY LAP".
- DOG GIFTS: Our novelty socks are perfect gifts for dog moms, dog grandmas, dog lovers, dog owners, dog groomers, dog trainers and dog walkers!
- STRETCHY WOMEN SIZE & GIFT PACKAGING: Our women's crazy socks are designed to fit shoe sizes 6-12 and sock sizes 8-13. Each elegantly gift box contains one pairs of socks.
- COMFORTABLE & SOFT MATERIAL: Our socks are made of 80% Cotton, 15% Polyamide and 5% Elastane, which are soft, comfortable, stretchy and breathable.
- DOG WOMEN GIFTS: Our novelty socks make funny gifts for women on special occasions like birthdays, Mother's Day, Valentine's Day and Christmas.
Sizing
Match the shoe size, not the sock size
Novelty socks from this label are sold by the shoe size they fit, and the range on the listing is wide. If the wearer sits at the top of the range, the cuff will be shorter on them than in the photo.
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