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Dog Mom Gifts for Women Socks

Animals & Wildlife

Dog Mom Gifts for Women Socks

4.8 (1,181)

A grey knit background hosts an assortment of pugs, bulldogs, golden retrievers, labradors, and scattered paw prints. Non-slip grippers across the sole spell out a clear house rule. Put your feet up on the coffee table so the room knows why you cannot fetch another drink.

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SectionAnimals & Wildlife
Price$4.99
Rating4.8 out of 5 from 1,181 buyers
AvailabilityIn stock at the retailer
Full listing nameZmart Dog Mom Gifts for Women - Socks for Dog Lovers, Funny Christmas Stocking with Greeting Card

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Non-slip sole message

Silicone grippers on the bottom read I CANT GET UP RIGHT NOW. THE DOG IS ON MY LAP. The textured lettering helps prevent sliding on smooth hardwood floors or tile hallways.

Breeds along the leg

Bulldogs, pugs, labs, and golden retrievers sit alongside little paw prints up the ankle. The pattern shows clearly above house slippers or low sneakers.

Size range

The knit accommodates women shoe sizes 6 to 12, corresponding to sock sizes 8 through 13. The stretchy fabric pulls on easily over ankles without feeling stiff.

Stocking and card packaging

The pair arrives packed inside a themed holiday stocking that includes a matching greeting card. It tucks straight into a gift swap for dog moms and groomers.

Specification as the manufacturer wrote it, wording and all:

  • DOG SOCKS: Our funny socks in grey feature cute Pugs, Bulldogs, Golden Retrievers, Labradors, dog paws and grippers on the bottom with funny sayings "I CAN'T GET UP RIGHT NOW. THE DOG IS ON MY LAP".
  • DOG MOM GIFTS: Our funny socks for women are perfect gifts for dog moms, dog grandmas, dog lovers, dog owners, and dog groomers. They also make great gifts for women who love dogs!
  • WOMEN GIFTS: They make funny gifts for women, moms, grandmas, teenage girls, girlfriend, friends, sisters, wife, hostess on special occasions like birthdays, Mother's Day, Valentine's Day and Christmas.
  • STRETCHY SIZE: One size fits most. Our stocking stuffers are designed to fit shoe sizes 6-12 and sock sizes 8-13.

Sizing

Match the shoe size, not the sock size

Novelty socks from this label are sold by the shoe size they fit, and the range on the listing is wide. If the wearer sits at the top of the range, the cuff will be shorter on them than in the photo.

How the sizes work

1Find the shoe rangeEvery product page repeats the range from the label, usually men US 6 to 13 or women US 5 to 10. If the recipient is outside it, the sock will still go on and it will sit lower than the photo.
2Check the heightCrew hits mid calf. Knee-high and thigh-high pairs list a leg length in inches, and that number matters more than the shoe size for anyone tall.
3Look at the stretch contentSpandex and elastane sit between three and fifteen percent in this range. The higher end takes a wider calf. The cotton-heavy pairs stretch less and hold shape longer.

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