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Funny Socks for Teens

Food & Drink

Funny Socks for Teens

4.8 (2,116)

Cones, sundaes, and popsicles cover the blue upper leg of this pair. Kick your feet up on the ottoman, and the white lettering on the bottom spells out IF YOU CAN READ THIS, BRING ME ICE CREAM. It is a straightforward hint for anyone sitting on the couch after dinner.

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Price$8.99
Rating4.8 out of 5 from 2,116 buyers
AvailabilityIn stock at the retailer
Full listing nameZmart Funny Socks for Teens - Ice Cream Gifts Ice Cream Socks, if You Can Read This, Stocking Stuffers

Reading the listing

What to check before you buy this pair

Message on the bottom

The hidden text sits across both soles in bold white letters. It reads IF YOU CAN READ THIS, BRING ME ICE CREAM, visible only when your shoes are off and your heels are resting up.

Cotton rich knit

The fabric uses an 80 percent cotton blend mixed with 15 percent nylon and 5 percent spandex. This knit gives the crew height enough stretch to pull over the calf and stay put throughout the day.

Fit and shoe numbers

Sized for women with sock sizes 8 to 13, this pair fits shoe sizes 6 through 12. The elastic ribbed cuff sits at mid-calf without squeezing too tight around the leg.

Ready to wrap box

Each pair comes packed inside its own printed gift box. The packaging keeps the socks flat and neat, making them easy to slip into a holiday stocking or hand over as a small birthday present.

Specification as the manufacturer wrote it, wording and all:

  • ICE CREAM SOCKS: The blue socks have various ice creams at the top, while the bottom displays a funny white saying "IF YOU CAN READ THIS, BRING ME ICE CREAM".
  • ICE CREAM LOVERS GIFTS: These food-themed socks are the perfect gifts for your grandma, mom, aunt, sister, girlfriend, wife, daughter, and granddaughter.
  • SIZE: One size fits most. Our women's crazy socks are designed to fit shoe sizes 6-12 and sock sizes 8-13. Each pair is presented in its own unique gift box.
  • SUPER COMFORTABLE: Experience the soft touch of our socks made from 80% cotton, enhanced with 15% nylon for durability and 5% spandex for the perfect stretch.

Sizing

Match the shoe size, not the sock size

Novelty socks from this label are sold by the shoe size they fit, and the range on the listing is wide. If the wearer sits at the top of the range, the cuff will be shorter on them than in the photo.

How the sizes work

1Find the shoe rangeEvery product page repeats the range from the label, usually men US 6 to 13 or women US 5 to 10. If the recipient is outside it, the sock will still go on and it will sit lower than the photo.
2Check the heightCrew hits mid calf. Knee-high and thigh-high pairs list a leg length in inches, and that number matters more than the shoe size for anyone tall.
3Look at the stretch contentSpandex and elastane sit between three and fifteen percent in this range. The higher end takes a wider calf. The cotton-heavy pairs stretch less and hold shape longer.