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Green Fuzzy Dog Socks

Animals & Wildlife

Green Fuzzy Dog Socks

4.3 (53)

A couch-bound kid with a pet gets an instant excuse with this pair. Green plush coral fleece keeps toes warm, while dog paw details cover the knit. The soles spell out I CANNOT GET UP RIGHT NOW THE DOG IS ON MY LAP using silicone grip dots for slick floors.

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SectionAnimals & Wildlife
Price$3.99
Rating4.3 out of 5 from 53 buyers
AvailabilityIn stock at the retailer
Full listing nameZmart Green Fuzzy Dog Socks - Dog Socks for Kids Boys, Funny Gifts for Boys Gifts 7-9 Years

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Printed sole saying

Black grippers across the bottom read I CANNOT GET UP RIGHT NOW THE DOG IS ON MY LAP. The rubberized text gives traction on wood, tile, and linoleum floors.

Sizing for kids

Sized specifically for boys and girls ages 7 to 9 years old. The stretchy knit accommodates growing feet without squeezing ankles, fitting children around shoe sizes common to this age range.

Plush coral fleece

Woven from soft coral fleece yarn that holds in heat around the house. The thick texture makes them warm lounge socks for chilly mornings, movie nights, or winter days inside.

Cupcake box kit

Each pair ships flat alongside a printed gift box and paper band. Rolling the socks creates a cupcake presentation in under a minute without needing tape.

Specification as the manufacturer wrote it, wording and all:

  • DOG SOCKS: Our funny green fuzzy socks feature cute dog paws, grippers on the bottom and funny sayings: "I CAN'T GET UP RIGHT NOW THE DOG IS ON MY LAP".
  • KIDS GIFTS: Gifts for boys and girls 7 years, 8 years, 9 years and 10 years. These socks make great birthday and Christmas gifts for kids.
  • SIZE & MATERIAL: Fits for 7-9 years old boys and girls. These fuzzy socks are made of plush coral fleece, providing ultimate comfort and warmth. Our fuzzy socks also feature non-slip soles, ensuring your safety on wood and tile floors.
  • CUPCAKE PACKAGING: To ensure easy transportation, they are not assembled. However, we provide an exquisite gift box and a paper belt with each pair. With just a minute of your time, you can enjoy the fun of making a gift box.

Sizing

Match the shoe size, not the sock size

Novelty socks from this label are sold by the shoe size they fit, and the range on the listing is wide. If the wearer sits at the top of the range, the cuff will be shorter on them than in the photo.

How the sizes work

1Find the shoe rangeEvery product page repeats the range from the label, usually men US 6 to 13 or women US 5 to 10. If the recipient is outside it, the sock will still go on and it will sit lower than the photo.
2Check the heightCrew hits mid calf. Knee-high and thigh-high pairs list a leg length in inches, and that number matters more than the shoe size for anyone tall.
3Look at the stretch contentSpandex and elastane sit between three and fifteen percent in this range. The higher end takes a wider calf. The cotton-heavy pairs stretch less and hold shape longer.

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